Lego

When I was younger I loved lego. I haven’t bought any in a while because I grew into videogames. Also I think I lost interest after they started making lots of Lego Bionicle clones. I noticed recently they made Lego versions of Batman and Indiana Jones. I didn’t even consider buying them. I realized recently that everything I do with my lego is based on Star Wars, and Star Trek. Megaphones and flashlights turn into laser blasters, and anything that looks like it can fly, can. The exception is Harry Potter. I bought loads of Harry Potter lego, but eventually I lost the instructions booklet for Hogwarts Castle and most of it got crushed in a bucket of lego and cannot be rebuilt. So I have about 10 Harrys and Rons armed with lasers and flying spaceships, and Voldemort is on the same side as space aliens and robots. The Harrys and Rons are ordinary and don’t use magic because there’s too many of them. (There is also monkey and parrot Jedi Knight, and if anyone thinks that’s weird they can explain Yoda)

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Mummy Voldemort tolerates no dissent from his minions. And he has a lightsaber.